30 April, 2010

Discount War at Al-Hussein Society's Thrift Shop!


Fellow Bargain Hunters, Discount War Profiteers
Al-Hussein Society for the Habilitation/Rehabilitation of the Physically Challenged is flying over the cuckoo’s nest this May with 50 percent discounts all over its second-hand items. The madness starts May 2nd and ends seven days after, by which you will be entitled to a valium fix.

Maximizing Your Entertainment Budget
Take a chunk out of your To-Read List with their nutty offer (go before they regret it!) of 5 used books for 1JD. Shall I do the calc? 20ps per book; 5 books times 20ps, 1JD=5 books for 20ps each. Sink your teeth into the works of sci-fi & mystery masters Isaac Asimov, Frederick Forsyth, Ken Follet & Dan Brown. Not interested? Would a couple of paperbacks by Charles Dickens, Franz Kafka, Henry James, or Ian Fleming suffice? No! Would you then consider masterpieces by Jodi Picoult, Ken Kesey, Alan Paton, or Bernard Show?

Perhaps not.Well, then you should consider blowing that dust over your turntable with supreme music records of jazz, classical & folk tunes. These very rare heavily-pressed vinyls are the produce of recording giants Decca, Deutsche Grammophon, and EMI. Each vinyl is, I dare say, down to 3 JDs. Audiophiles, charge! No?
Then forge your way into original Adidas sports wear, leather and rubber boots, guaranteed to satisfy the Running Gump in you. Dresses of all sorts for all sizes for all ages are ready to be grabbed; tickling everyone’s fibber buds. Your purchase helps the Society to fund care for the physically challenged in Jordan, while providing you with a reasonable, (no, that is not the word), an incredibly fair bargain on great second hand items.

5 comments:

Saqf said...

I'm offering some of my stuff for them to sell.

nissan said...

hello,
thanks for mentioning,may i ask you for their adress ,i followed the link above,but wasn't helpful.
thanks,

mohammad said...

أنت دائماً السبّاق يا سقف :)

Nissan, the address is there! anyways, here you go: http://www.ahsrehab.org/index.php?option=com_contact&Itemid=3

Paula said...

I love your enthusiasm! Feels like I'm ready to buy (and I'm nowhere close!) haha

Rula A. said...

والله اشي كتير حلو :)